experience

What you need to get a job but can't get a job until you have.

"do you have experience?"
"no"
"then I can't hire you"
"why?"
"because you don't have experience."
"but if you hire me I'll have experience in like a week!"
"that is irrelevant"
"so am I hired?"
"no."
"why not???"
"because you don't have experience"
"but-"
"just get out"
"no"
"OUT"
*whimpers, runs out, gives up on life, never leaves room, dies of starvation*

by in.the.middle.of.it.all! October 14, 2014

Experience

Participating in something so many times, that they have learned a lesson in it.

Uncle Al took the stairs instead of the elevator with Dad. For he knew from experience my father's farts and elevators are a deadly combination.

by Aaron Hubbard September 19, 2005

experience

If you have it, you don't need it.
If you need it, you don't have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
If you have more of it, you don't need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get more of it.
But if you don't already have any of it to begin with,
you can't get any of it to get started with,
so you have no idea how to get any of it in the first place.

Bottom line,

If you've never had any of it...ever. People just seem to know.

During his first time at the strip club, Matt was promptly thrown out and savagely beaten in the parking lot for licking Bunny's balloon knot. Needless to say, he did not make the same mistake twice after that experience.

by p-nizzle March 24, 2008

experience

something you have already done so many times that you know exactly what to do

i have experience in this subject

i have so much experience , i have done this so many times

by dance master October 3, 2016

Experience

When someone is not feminine enough to be called a female nor masculine enough to be called a male. Originated from Steven Universe when a boy fused with a girl. Used as an insult to one who looks like the opposite gender without trying.

Garnet: Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you Aare not one person. You are an experience.

Person 1: Hinata is hottest Naruto girl.
Person 2: Nah, Hinata is an experience.

by Yoyomom October 1, 2021

experience

A sexual act that was, for lack of better words, weird.

"So baby, what did you think of my double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodledoo-rainstorm?"

"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

experience

Roblox's shit name for games.

Wanna play an experience? hell to the no I dont.

by XZ Topaz May 21, 2021