e.t.s.

Eat The Shit. To say kindly to somebody to shut up.

You broke my balls, e.t.s.

by bonilla July 17, 2007

E.T.S.

E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.

According to what she told me about Gary, he E.T.S.

by Tugboats June 1, 2006

E.T.'s Asshole

A really ugly person

that guy over there looks like E.T.'s Asshole!

by richardskull October 19, 2009

P.E.T.S.

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.

One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 5, 2023

f.i.e.t.t.s.

F.I.E.T.T.S. Is an acronyms for the English translation of the Omega Psi Phi motto
FRIENDSHIP IS ESSENTIAL TO THE SOUL

And is used as the most relevant reminder of what we stand for, fight for and live for as a brotherhood.

Only used in printed form as in letters or text.

Ok bruh, I will see you in Vegas for the CLAVE( CONCLAVE- a National Meeting of the fraternity)

ROOH! F.I.E.T.T.S.

by STAQ LEXICON May 17, 2016

W.E.T.S.U.

An ancronym for We Eat This Sh*t Up (pronounced wet-sue), meaning we are gung ho and highly enthused, used in the Army in the Vietnam era, usually while running PT (Physical Training)!

How are you men today?
W.E.T.S.U., Sir!
That's what I like to hear; let's run another 2 miles, then!!

by Miami Joe September 8, 2007

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013