e.t.s.

Eat The Shit. To say kindly to somebody to shut up.

You broke my balls, e.t.s.

by bonilla June 20, 2007

E.T.E.

Estimated Time of Eating. The ETE is the length of time before dinner is served. Similar to E.T.A. (estimated time of arrival).

What time do we E.T.E., Mom?

Half an hour.

by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015

E.T.S.

E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.

According to what she told me about Gary, he E.T.S.

by Tugboats May 28, 2006