Doung 

Verb. To crap on endlessly about a subject, often straying from the initial subject onto something else entirely, all the while making no sense at all, leaving your entire audience utterly confused.

"If you could stop Dounging for just a moment, you'll see that none of that makes any fucking sense at all"

"the definition of this word is, like, that word, plus like, that word, but at the same time it's like, this other thing that relates to what I was eating for breakfast the other day while watching a porno" "yeah, you know what? you really should stop dounging so much and make things a little clearer"

Doung by jason45624562457 April 23, 2010

Doung 

One who is an asshole to his friends and others around him. Though he is such an ass, he still thinks he is the shit. Also isnt able to create a sentence without the words I, me, myself, or his own name in the sentence. Also has imaginary girlfriends that only he sees. Symptoms of Doung can be found in most frat boys, gay men, and some mental patients.

Guy: Hey girl you want to go out me, cause I am awesome.
Girl: You wish asshole.
Guy: Whatever, I have about five girls waiting for me at home.
Girl: WHATEVER DOUNG!!

Doung by Rick Boyd March 2, 2008

Fried Doung Sticks 

Fried Doung Sticks is a term used to refer to small hyperactive children with a tendency to pinch others. The term is believed to originate from spicy churros which are sugary and have a pinchy tang

He’s a real Fried Doung Sticks today

Fried Doung Sticks by DumblingTheAuraFarmer September 26, 2025

doing a leah

Doing a friend while your wife is expecting your child.

Can you believe he was Doing a Leah on his wife! What a low life.

doing a leah by Adams Red Ass May 25, 2016

Doing a Morrison 

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)

Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”

Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

Doing a T-Paine by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

dong dial

Accidentally calling someone with your penis

Ben just dong dialed me

dong dial by N8tron February 6, 2017