e-pant 

The modern term for pants, slacks, or trousers with an elastic waistband. Typically refers to pants intended to be worn in a professional setting (i.e., not jeans, sweatpants or yoga pants).

Since I'm losing weight, I've transitioned to e-pants, which provide flexibility and comfort while still looking professional.

e-pant by happythings July 2, 2014

e-pants 

What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a date in the outside world.

During an edate you're trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.

Dan, I was chatting with Jenny and I totaly got into her e-pants...I got her off big time.

Bob, I heard that you were on an edate with Liz. So, did you get into her e-pants?

e-pants by C-pher February 2, 2007

epantsipation

n. e•pants•i•pa’tion. 1. To free from pants, dungarees, trousers; to pull down someone’s pants against his will.

"Information becomes a distraction, diversion, a form of entertainment rather than a tool of empowerment; rather than a means of epantsipation."
-- Barack H. Obama in a speech to Hampton graduates.

“Let’s epantsipate Joe Biden in the cabinet meeting again this afternoon.”

epantsipation by Nathan Arov May 17, 2010

Epanthy

Both empathetic yet apathetic; It’s where you’re understanding of person/situation but you don’t relate, nor do you forgive (negotiable/alternating per person).

“I know they hurt my feelings, but they’re probably just going through something. It still hurt, so I think I’ll leave them alone now.”
“Oh, you’re probably feeling epanthy right now.”

Epanthy by Alora October 16, 2025

Epantsipation

Epantsipation
Definition
(noun) The act of removing one's professional or formal work trousers immediately upon arriving home to transition into total relaxation.
(verb - reflexive) To deliberately remove one's own work pants for maximum comfort .
(verb - romantic) To voluntarily and affectionately remove a partner's trousers in anticipation of intimacy.
Related Terms
Epantsipation Proclamation (noun):
Usage A: The formal, aloud declaration that one is officially done with outside clothes for the day and is transitioning to leisurewear.
Usage B: A playful, romantic announcement to a lover stating that you are ready to remove their pants for some lovemaking.

"After sweating all day at work, as soon as I walked through the door and kicked off my muddy boots, I declared epantsipation, feeling free."
"He poured two glasses of wine, one for him, one for his lovely wife, then looked deep in her eyes, and formally issued an epantsipation proclamation."

Epantsipation by Salohcin July 12, 2026