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Google's social network ruled by Brazilians. In fact, half of Brazil's internet usage is because of orkut.
Joao: Hey Maria, what are you going to do tonight ?
Maria: Well, I'm going to watch the eight o'clock novela, and then upload a shitload of new pictures to orkut and try to boost my virtual ego a little.
by Juca Capotão February 11, 2008
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The name of a dubiously popular friendster-like service being funded by Google. While its purpose for existance isn't exactly known, it can be certain it involves a gradual takeover of our minds to weaken us only to make the eventual rule of our future zombie-overlords that much easier to accomplish.
How does orkut make its dollars?
by jsb February 20, 2004
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orkut is an Internet social network service run by Google and named after its creator, Google employee Orkut Büyükkökten. It claims to be designed to help users meet new friends and maintain existing relationships. Similar to Friendster and MySpace, orkut goes a step further by permitting the creation of easy-to-setup simple forums (called "communities") of users. Until recently, orkut was invitation only, but it now permits users to create accounts without an invitation. bored,lets go see if anyone left me any MSGs
2.yaay this girl said that she likes me on orkut
by Ramtin November 13, 2006
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From orkut's web site:

"orkut is an online community website designed for friends. The main goal of our service is to make your social life, and that of your friends, more active and stimulating. orkut's social network can help you both maintain existing relationships and establish new ones by reaching out to people you've never met before. Who you interact with is entirely up to you. Before getting to know an orkut member, you can even see how they're connecting to you through the friends network.

orkut makes it easy to find people who share your hobbies and interests, look for romantic connections or establish new business contacts. You can also create and join a wide variety of online communities to discuss current events, reconnect with old college buddies or even exchange cookies recipes.

To join orkut, simply click on the link in the email you received and follow the instructions for creating a user name and password. If orkut doesn't sound like it's for you, feel free to delete your invitation. If you change your mind in the future, don't worry! We'll still be here.

If you haven't yet received an invitation to join, please be patient. We'd love to immediately include everyone who wants to participate; however, we're also trying to ensure that orkut remains a close-knit community. Over the next few weeks, hopefully, the network will grow to a point where everyone who wants to join has the opportunity to do so.

It is our mission to help you create a closer, more intimate network of friends. We hope to put you on the path to social bliss soon."

orkut: how come it's not capitalized?
by some guy June 03, 2004
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nA german word for 'testicular growth'
OMG look at google's ORKUT, ewwww.
by vasily July 19, 2004
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