E-mail hoarder

a person who never deletes any E-mails ever. often times for fear of accidentally deleting something useful or important.

That's because he's an E-mail hoarder. He has so many E-mails he can never find any particular one.

by crameel7 May 1, 2011

E-mail Packrat

One whos active daily e-mail accout is filled with spam that never gets read or deleted, causing a high number or unread messages to be displayed at all times.

Omg Bill! 1,343 new e-mails!? You're such an e-mail packrat!

by EsOne June 11, 2008

Confirmation E-mail

noun - Describes any annoying e-mail that includes a "confirmation link" which most online companies or organizations will send to you if you wish to subscribe for their membership services. It will usually cause a new internet browser window to open after clicking the link included in the e-mail. In extreme (but humorous) cases, this could cause slow system response if the computer has too many applications running, or if the person has searched for excessive amounts of porn with their computer.

Person: Yay I subscribed for ultimate porn

Oh I have a confirmation e-mail. How annoying.

*clicks link*

OH NOES! IT OPENED A NEW WINDOW! D:

*Computer crashes* (Due to excess porn or outdated hardware)

T_T I hate it when a new window opens unexpectedly

by IleikyouTeeHee October 29, 2009

checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.

be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.

by wkrpinpitts February 11, 2010

E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

trash e-mail

A service hotmail offers that will filter some useful messages but that will never ever filter a spam.

Cool, I got a huge amount of spams in my mailbox and all the letters my boss sent me are in the trash e-mail folder! Thank you, Microsoft.

by onlinepokes March 23, 2007

e-mail nazi

a person who manipulates e-mail threaders and controls what people say and read and what language they use like hitler and the nazi regime.

Sofia was being such an e-mail nazi on the hard candy threader.

by Patrick Wilson April 26, 2006