When one has diarrhea and then out of no where a solid piece of shit flies out of the ass and into the bowl, splashing the previously laid diarrhea onto ass and exposed genitals.

Dude #1: What took you so long? The movie is about to start.

Dude #2: Had a Derpducken dude. Had to make sure shit was locked down and everything was clean.

Dude#1: Word.

Derpducken by Gater'sbitch February 28, 2012

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DerpDude

He is the bestest of all, #1 of the #1’s. Everyone smells fat, but him. His mind is very sneaky, he’ll steal your toast. Beware of this man

Oh that DerpDude, he’s gonna get you

DerpDude by DerpDude107 May 6, 2019

DerpDurCake

Diss god

P1: You are like DerpDurCake.
P2: Nah, he is a diss master.

DerpDurCake by 3amrz July 9, 2018

dyrpdon

Russian name for a stepson.

Hell no, I would never give birth to something that ugly, he's not my biolgical child, that's my dyrpdon.

dyrpdon by BallsdeepMKE November 6, 2011

Derpderp

Nickname of the Sea Otter Water-type starter for Pokemon Black/White on the GameFAQs Pokemon Black/White boards, so named due to its goofy, uncompelling design, especially compared to his Grass and Fire counterparts. Described as "the bastard child of a Jynx and a Bidoof" by many GameFAQs forumers.

Derpderp is only sad because he wishes he were a Smugleaf

Derpderp by agnryman May 28, 2010

derpderpderpderp

the sound that the mythical derpasaurus will make when excited

"Hey derpasaurus! Do you want to go for a walk?"
"DERPDERPDERPDERPDERP!

derpderpderpderp by Derpasaurus_Rex55 November 28, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026