dwyskey 

synonym for squeaky: something very clean, shiny, reflective

when someone refers to something as “dwyskey clean,” it’s like saying it’s “squeaky clean”

“i just shaved my legs and now they are dwyskey (super/squeaky) clean”

dwyskey by huddodichi April 24, 2025

dyskeybordia 

chronic disease of 21st century civilization that have been growing with extensive use of electronic devices, especially personal computers. It manifests itself in repetitive and often uncontrolled presses of incorrect keys (be it physical or on-screen) resulting in written text being completely illegible and making no sense. This results in over-excessive use of Backspace key in order to correct written words, but often is not noticed due to speed of writing and urgency of conversation, which requires immediate deployment of written message. It is also believed than strong reliance of auto-correction algorithms may be partially responsible in development of this disease.

- Hi mtae checl out this pohto I haev just snaped
- Christ mate you really suffer from dyskeybordia

dyskeybordia by manjutek1 April 24, 2014