JOSE : JUAN DID YOU FINISH YOUR REPORTS THIS WEEK?
JUAN: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF I FINISHED MY DWR. I DID JOSE. GO AHEAD AND AUTHORIZED ALL OF MY DWR'S RIGHT NOW.
"Too Long Don't Wanna Read" goes ahead of a long line of text. This should be used in the case you want to put the TLDR first and be grammatically correct. Used best for political discussions when you're trying to hook an audience that really doesn't care about your argument, but shouldn't be used for regular stories as there should be a mild-to-great disdain between you and the audience.
TL;DWR: No Karlson didn't cheat in the World Open, it was a really good move.
Over the weekend I saw that a lot of people were complaining about a move Magnus Karlson made.
Damaged Warriors Reaching Each Chained Kid is a non-profit organization that exists to break the chains off those who feel hopeless and connect them with those who love to help.
Dwreck also is a nickname for Derrick. Usually toolbags who think they are in charge and can wreck whatevers in their way. Its a nickname that was inspired by techno and hip hop culture and is overused by punks.
DWRECK is doing some really awesome thing to change the community.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.