Drunk whilst texting. A text message sent while drunk. Usually saying things that you would never say whilst sober and often with random numerals and letters intermingled in the message.
Tracy checked her phone the next morning and cringed at the dwext messages she had sent. One requesting a booty call, one to her ex boyfriend and one to her Mum. She was in big trouble.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).