Dwext

Drunk whilst texting. A text message sent while drunk. Usually saying things that you would never say whilst sober and often with random numerals and letters intermingled in the message.

Tracy checked her phone the next morning and cringed at the dwext messages she had sent. One requesting a booty call, one to her ex boyfriend and one to her Mum. She was in big trouble.

by preciousangel September 6, 2010

Dextop

How Indian Tech Support Scammers pronounce the word "Desktop", due to their accent. Used in friendly conversations for fun and to mock them.

2 friends speaking with each other
-...and yeah I have this problem with my computer.
-Do you have a dextop or a laptop?

by WeirdSpecialties June 29, 2016

baby dweet

Baby dweets are new players of the asymmetrical horror game dead by daylight that play the character Dwight Fairfield.

aw, loook at the little baby dweet! Come on, chuck the pallet down.

by OOOFlord August 15, 2019

Dexterbate

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

Mr. Dexter

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.

Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.

by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

Dexter's Laboratory

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.

I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.

by PaulJoe July 4, 2011

dextard

an individual whos consumed large amounts of dxm over a period of time and now their mind is mostly failing. these people are eerily insightful and at times overly righteous.

dont worry about him, hes a dextard.

by ani-cow January 11, 2008