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Drunk whilst texting. A text message sent while drunk. Usually saying things that you would never say whilst sober and often with random numerals and letters intermingled in the message.
Tracy checked her phone the next morning and cringed at the dwext messages she had sent. One requesting a booty call, one to her ex boyfriend and one to her Mum. She was in big trouble.
Dwext by preciousangel September 6, 2010
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How Indian Tech Support Scammers pronounce the word "Desktop", due to their accent. Used in friendly conversations for fun and to mock them.
2 friends speaking with each other
-...and yeah I have this problem with my computer.
-Do you have a dextop or a laptop?
Dextop by WeirdSpecialties June 29, 2016

baby dweet

Baby dweets are new players of the asymmetrical horror game dead by daylight that play the character Dwight Fairfield.
aw, loook at the little baby dweet! Come on, chuck the pallet down.
baby dweet by OOOFlord August 15, 2019

Dexterbate 

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.
The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.
Dexterbate by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

Mr. Dexter 

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.
Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.
Mr. Dexter by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

Dexter's Laboratory 

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.
I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.
an individual whos consumed large amounts of dxm over a period of time and now their mind is mostly failing. these people are eerily insightful and at times overly righteous.
dont worry about him, hes a dextard.
dextard by ani-cow January 11, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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