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Dwarfist 

someone who has a phobia/is rude to a person with dwarfism
Joe: Hey did you see the person who is a size of an ant LOL AM I RIGHT BROTHA

Emma: Joe dont say that people could think its dwarfist
Dwarfist by LIOG ADMIN September 17, 2019
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Dwarfist 

Being offensive to anyone below 5ft
Person 1: He is so small, he can fit in a small locker
Person 2: You are a dwarfist
Dwarfist by Guy against dwarfists October 18, 2019

dwarfist 

"i hate this dwarf"
"wtf man that's so dwarfist"
dwarfist by not a dwarfist March 18, 2024

Anaphylactic Dwarfism 

Shrinkage; Allergic reaction to water.

The act of genitals shrinking due to extremely cold water.
Looks like Ira has been plagued with anaphylactic dwarfism.

Dwarfism 

A fairly small person who is angry at the world because of how short he/she is. There may be a few side effects to this symptom including pouncing at people and constantly talking about how you’re actually the same height as a taller person/friend
Doctor: I’m not sure how to tell you this but... you have dwarfism.

Patient: SHUT UP MAN WE’RE THE SAME HEIGHT *jump attacks doctor*
Dwarfism by ABC_BOY July 8, 2018

Semi-dwarfism Syndrome 

When someone's appendages or features are smaller than the other on the opposite side of their body.
Dany's left arm is shorter than his right. He must have semi-dwarfism syndrome.

Emotional and Sexual Dwarfism 

1. The condition afflicting an adult who persists in continuing behaviors more commonly observed in children.

2. A dwarf with a small mind and even smaller penis.

3. A board game created by Wrigley Spirits Incorporate. Object of the game is to stunt the other players growth in any way possible. Some representative actions you can take are feeding children cigarettes, giving pregnant mothers alcohol, cutting off people's legs and burning textbooks belonging to inner city schools.
1. Mary blamed her wetting the bed on her emotional and sexual dwarfism (ESD) that had been passed down to her from her parents who had died at the age of eighty.

2. George went to reach for Jerry's junk but grasped only thin air. As George stared into Jerry's cold, unrelenting blue eyes George realized that Jerry suffered from emotional and sexual dwarfism, and that Jerry wasn't about to apologize for having a dick so small even a hummingbird wouldn't be satisfied.

3. Tina wanted to play emotional and sexual dwarfism after dinner but Tim had urinated in her cake and she died from urea poisoning.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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