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Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

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dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

dutch pickle by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

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ditch pickle

A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.

I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.

ditch pickle by Stiverton August 7, 2016

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ditch pickle

A gold digger that spends to much money on his snowmobile and not enough on his wife....

That ditch pickle drained my bank account!

ditch pickle by Boosted_Blondie March 18, 2015

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Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.

Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle

Ditch Pickle by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

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Ditch Pickle

An Arctic Cat snowmobile

Going to go ride the ditches this afternoon on the ol' ditch pickle

Ditch Pickle by Crunchy Blue December 14, 2024

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pickle ditch

a disgusting girl that gets around - hence her lady parts are the ditch in which many pickles have visited.

"Dude, I wouldn't hook up with Emily she's probably got a few STDs from being the town pickle ditch."

pickle ditch by Learn2ride May 6, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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