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Dutch Dinners 

A dinner containing a portion of meat, potatoes, and a vegetable. The dinner is then packaged and froze, and stored with a large quantity of other Dutch Dinners. These are all presented to a student, by a mother or aunt, at one visit to their college or university.
Jeff: Hey, do you have anything to eat?

Sam: Ya, I brought some dutch dinners back last time I went home.
Dutch Dinners by Alex_Powers October 19, 2012

Dinner and Ditch 

The phrase used to describe a female who agrees to go out on a date with a male, the female has no interest in the male, but agress to go out on the date for a free meal. This can be repeated as necessary until the oblivious male figures it out or is usually ditched immediately. Note: This is not to be confused with a prostitute, there is usually no exchange of sexual relations.
Female A: Eww that ugly guy just asked for you number and you gave it to him?
Female B: Yeah duh, it's going to be a dinner and ditched
Female A: Hahah what a loser
Dinner and Ditch by Crystal K April 18, 2008

Ditch Dinger

To snort a line of cocaine out of a whispering eye.
Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?

GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!
Ditch Dinger by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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