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dusty dude

A guy who is professionally unemployed, brags about how much he has (Cars, money, property, etc) but cannot produce the proof of his "so called" possessions. He usually has an unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend, partner or friend who has totally brought into his lies. Because this person has no job, he usually sits around playing video games all day smoking weed (or vapor pipes) and has no ambition to do anything with his life other than live off of his previously mentioned unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend, partner or friends. He usually seeks to be the center of attention wherever he goes and lies so much that he seriously believes his own lies.
Me: When is that dusty dude going to get off your couch and get a job?

Unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend: He has a job, but he told me that his boss gave him the rest of the month off because of all the hard work that he was doing.
dusty dude by Old head 21 July 30, 2017
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Dusty Dude

Minecraft YouTuber who produces and designs automatic machines and farms.
Did you saw the wither rose farm from Dusty Dude? Yeah, he used the wither to kill the endermen.
Dusty Dude by anonymous May 27, 2020

DustyDude 

One of the all time greatest Minecraft Youtubers who makes awesome farms!
"Wow, DustyDude just uploaded another sick video!"
DustyDude by dustydudefan May 28, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012