dusty doorknob

The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age

Jim: how was your weekend Tom?

Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!

by ThePopcornMaker, chilled mango April 18, 2016

Dusty doorknob

Dusty doorknob a person who gives bad vibes or just basically dusty

Kierra is a dusty doorknob she give me bad vibes and always be dusty

by Unknownnowkyss December 25, 2020

Dusty Doorknob

An idiot, used as alternative to "dumb fuck"

How could you not do the simplest thing, you dusty doorknob!

by NicoZee June 5, 2024