DurtturD: n.vulgar (dûrttûrd)

1.Diarrhoea that hits everywhere except in the bowl.

2.Someone who promotes themselves solely by crapping on the competition rather than by merit.
The guy's a durtturd, he has nothing good to say about anyone except himself.
by Mick O'Dwyer December 23, 2005
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