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the best friend you will ever have! kind and caring if you know him but merciless if you fuck with him. kinda smart too
"yo is that dukej??"
"damn i'd love to be friends with dukej"
dukej by momlover78 January 18, 2022
Words you can keep
Dukej: Preeta what is your type?
Preeta: My type is a Dukej
Dukej by rikibae November 14, 2023
dukej by rikibae March 14, 2024
preeta and dukej are the cutest couple to ever exist!!”
dukej by rikibae June 16, 2024

Raunchy duke 

A smelly and/or annoying person or thing.
That crap in the toilet is a raunchy duke.
Or
that kid who sits at our table is a raunchy duke.

duke out 

1. (verb) To fight, especially with your fists.

2. (noun) A fight.
1. "Let's duke it out, freshwater trout!" (as seen on www.overheardinnewyork.com)

2. "Who will be crowned king in the dirtiest duke out of them all?" (Cathy Rogers in Full Metal Challenge Ep.6)
duke out by wesluger November 26, 2010

mondo duke 

the act of taking a massive shit that leaves behind an aftermath worse than the nukes that were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima
"hey can you watch my grandfather for me? I've got to take a mondo duke
mondo duke by dat boi 666 May 15, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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