Duffsex is where erectile dysfunction, performance anxiety or alcohol intoxication leads to the disappointing premature discontinuation of intercourse without climax by either participant.
guy1: dude, did u hear hadi got laid last night? with this bear fit irish chick innit!
guy2: yea but it was duffsex... how embarrasing. shame about the bird too, she's zhaofit.
guy1: no way! is he gay?
guy2: no think he was just too wasted innit and such.
guy1: well, at least he didn't have to pay this time.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.