The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.
Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
by colterClimactic July 4, 2021
The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
by mittromneyyy December 28, 2011
A textagram of fucked, used instead of adding 'fucked' to the 'my words' list. Now used irl instead of dropping the f-bomb
(texting):
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow
(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow
(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?
by gmoonit March 16, 2009
by Cosmicstargoat June 5, 2004
by Jueee April 22, 2008
What looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, is a duck (probably).
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks.
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks.
"Hey, is that guy a republican?"
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck."
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck."
by gothfae May 2, 2004
Avoiding someone or something
by Asian Power October 13, 2009