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duch bag 

is similar to a douche bag, but with quite a bit less of an education. A borderline retarded person, not to be confused with the mentally disabled. Has issues speaking, reading, and writing of the english language, when no knowledge of any other language is present.
Guy1: He is such a Duch bag.

Guy2: No kidding.
duch bag by sniperimpulse November 3, 2010

duchbaggery

In calling someone a duchbag u can in turn scream out what duchbaggery in effort to sound more intelligent.
This word only exists in Albert Campbell but feel free to use it!
Its not better then duchbag but its worse:P
aka a replacement for bull shit
Joe:"You smell nice"
Bob:"what DUCHBAGGERY I havent showered in two weeks!"
duchbaggery by Bob the turtle January 22, 2008

duchbaggery

The act of doing or have done something that makes one valued less than a woman's used duch.

duch bag
The "don't tase me bro" incident at the University of Florida was cause by one persons outright duchbaggery.
duchbaggery by Steven E April 23, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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