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dumbdickerry 

The state of being dumb as dick
Ivy steve's dumbdickerry is baffeling
dumbdickerry by Ajaxchi December 8, 2007
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DualTicker

noun / verb

A live, split-screen news instrument that runs two headline streams at once so you can watch reality desync in real time. Built for people who don’t “read the news” — they monitor the simulation.

verb — “to dualticker”: to willingly expose your frontal lobe to multiple narrative timelines in order to detect bullshit, forecast chaos, or emotionally hedge before the group chat explodes.
Common uses include (but are absolutely not limited to):
• narrative comparison
• breaking-news surveillance
• propaganda spotting
• agenda-tracking
• market/politics panic-watching
doom instrumentation
• hogwatch (observing right-wing unhinged content like a wildlife documentary)

Synonyms: narrative radar, reality oscilloscope, doom dashboard, propaganda telescope, chaos terminal
Antonyms: vibes, serenity, mental health, touching grass
“Same war, two timelines. I’m dualtickering.”

“He doesn’t have opinions, he has feeds.”

“Left side journalism, right side hogwatch. Perfectly balanced.”

“I’m not doomscrolling, I’m running diagnostics.”
DualTicker by BassThermal January 14, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026