A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."
"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."
Noun. Drymouth describes any liquid that quenches the thirst of a group of stoners. The participants will often select a drymouth before they light up. The best drymouths are often considered to be Lucozade and Oasis Citrus Punch.
"Ra! Pass me the drymouth Jay"
"Don't be drinking all the drymouth"
When an individual named Dryden thinks they know everything that is to be known far and wide and will not hesitate to tell you of there superior knowledge.
This information may however not be based on fact and largely imaginary.
'That Dryden sure talks a lot of shit but acts like he knows a lot.'
'I know, God damn drydopedia.'