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Kirkland Drymount 

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."
Related Words
Noun. Drymouth describes any liquid that quenches the thirst of a group of stoners. The participants will often select a drymouth before they light up. The best drymouths are often considered to be Lucozade and Oasis Citrus Punch.
"Ra! Pass me the drymouth Jay"
"Don't be drinking all the drymouth"
drymouth by Mark_5000 January 9, 2008
When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.
Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.
Dry Mop by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Drydopedia 

When an individual named Dryden thinks they know everything that is to be known far and wide and will not hesitate to tell you of there superior knowledge.
This information may however not be based on fact and largely imaginary.
'That Dryden sure talks a lot of shit but acts like he knows a lot.'
'I know, God damn drydopedia.'
Drydopedia by Zoogo March 22, 2021
When you go to the beach and get your nuts all sandy and then go home and rub your sandy ass nuts all over your girls face.
"I'll be right back, I'm goin to the beach then you about to get a dry mop, DAMN!"

ver drymouth 

What you get whilst drinking dry vermouth
"Dude, could you pass the pepsi ?? I've got mad ver drymouth"
ver drymouth by Drewbud315 August 2, 2007