Dry Vagina

Dry Vagina dr-ie / vu/jy/nuh - a term used to describe a girl who is incredibly boring and the only pleasure she gets is from ruining a group of guys or a single guy's fun because they think they are 'moral'.

Those girls really ruined our fun when they stopped us from teasing Goobah about her being so sexy, theyre such dry vaginas.

Dry Vagina by Ackadacka August 29, 2006

dry vagina

someone who is being difficult or annoying.

"stop being such a dry vagina"

dry vagina by lizzinsidetheearth July 18, 2007

Dry Vagina

A Dry Vagina is a version of the wet willie however enacted in reverse somewhat. One sticks their finger in their ear and twists it to suitably coat their finger in earwax, then proceeds to stick it in some poor, unsuspecting asshole's mouth.

John is such a douche, he gave me a dry vagina in third period and now my mouth is going to taste like his ear until lunch.

Dry Vagina by Davido_ December 26, 2011

Dry Vagina Syndrome

Dry Vagina Syndrome (DVS) is known as severe case of lack of sex for a woman. Causing the vaginal tissue to stop secreting lubricants, effectively drying up. Symptoms include denial of DVS,excessive bitchiness, mood swings,a sharp temper, dry and chap vaginal tissue and a very aggressive sexual drive when the opportunity of dick is around. DVS usually follows NDS, an acute lack of penis.

She is excessively bitchy today, her Dry Vagina Syndrome must be flaring up.

Dry Vagina Syndrome by J Boi of Fab 5 January 22, 2008