Dry Martini

The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

Dry Martini by I'm Athiest March 18, 2008

Dry Martini

The act if performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

Dry Martini by I'm Athiest March 17, 2008

dry red martini 

When a girl that is pregnant has sex and is in labor as she is having sex but the male's penis blocks the baby from coming out.

Oh no! Dry red martini is happening, I'm in labor!

dry red martini by WillDaBoss7 March 10, 2017

Dry Martinez 

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

Dry Martinez by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006