Dry Martini

The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
The fish came back to life after the dry martini.
by I'm Athiest March 18, 2008
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Dry Martini

The act if performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
The fish came back to life after the dry martini.
by I'm Athiest March 17, 2008
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dry red martini

When a girl that is pregnant has sex and is in labor as she is having sex but the male's penis blocks the baby from coming out.
Oh no! Dry red martini is happening, I'm in labor!
by WillDaBoss7 March 10, 2017
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