Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

Dry Docked

Non lubricated anal penetration.

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"

by Jay Tanx September 19, 2011

dry docker

to rid a toilet of it flushing water and then to deficate in to the toilet, thus a dry docker

I went to wal mart and gave them a dry docker, it was hilarious.

by Don September 27, 2003

Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

by UAScrappy March 13, 2019

Upper decker dry docker

its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation

Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.

by jdunz July 20, 2022

dry dicked

Forcing your dick into a woman's cunt or anus while both are bone dry, creating severe discomfort for the woman and a sense of domination by the man.

Also, the act of fucking someone when they are unwilling and/or unprepared, but u don't care cause they are gonna get fucked whether they want to or not, bitch!

Kidpro bent over WTF its Eamon and dry dicked his anus until the blood provided lubrication. Ouch.

by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008

Drydocker

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.

The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.

by Don May 23, 2011