Dry biscuit

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.

Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."

by Jbabyj January 10, 2013

dry biscuit

Some thing that has gone wrong or is really bad

Man 1:That fires gone out
Man 2: Dry biscuit

by lysander September 7, 2005

dry biscuits

A phrase with no room to be interpreted sexually. Used when needed to clear the mind of any sexually disturbing or inappropriate thoughts.

andrew: dead baby sex

sarah: dry biscuits

by YourUniquePseudonyHere October 17, 2008

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

Dry Biscuits

A strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

Drabiscuitphobia

The fear of biscuits, especially dry ones. It’s not a biscuit if it’s crumbling, it’s just a cracker?!?! Whatever you do, never bring up dry biscuits around this person because they’ll make it personal and come for ya head. Mention of biscuits is followed by Bubba Rage. Common people with this fear are named Isaiah, Bubba, and Ichoke.

Ayo, ain’t that boy got drabiscuitphobia?? That boy Bubba afraid of biscuits!!!!

by Baller3302 February 10, 2021