drunk girl 

a guy on saturday night live that does a perfect impression of a drunk fat blonde girl that thinks shes sexy. oh common kids, you all know you've run into them.

'i went trick or treating.... but all i got was candy. you know what i really wanted? grilled cheese sandwiches.....a hehh.....meow'

drunk girl by oOCaityOo December 12, 2003

Drunk Girl 

A person who cannot control their intake and end up at a baby shower getting plastered, usually followed by slurring and making really stupid comments.

Liza, celeste or Karla are classified as drunk girls

Drunk Girl by past sunday you know December 15, 2008

Drunk Girl Karate

When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.

Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!

Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.

Drunk Girl Karate by Sharkman311 September 23, 2009

Drunk girl whisperers 

This is the friend that you have that attracts all of the drunk girls. Whether it is emotionally, physically, mentally, they help the random drunk girl in need. No questions asked.

Abbi and Sydney were the drunk girl whisperers to the girl who had daddy issues.

Drunk girl whisperers by Abbi and Sydney February 26, 2021

Drunk Girl Singalong 

When your at Karaoke night and your feeling lose it's the one song your go to that you can still sing even when drunk.

Guy: gril, you're pretty drunk do you think you should go up there and sing
Girl: I got this
Guy: ok
Girl: this song is my drunk girl singalong song

Drunk Girl Singalong by DJbmoney July 23, 2025

Dumb Drunk Girl 

Girls who primarily go to Illinois State. These specific girls wear dresses out and can often be seen out any night of the week. They are of below average intelligence and probably will believe whatever you tell them. 9 out of 10 times you will be able to hook up with them without even finding out their names or having any kind of communication at all.

Tommy: "Did you see the chick Fox hooked up with last night?"

McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"

Dumb Drunk Girl by Spookywings May 26, 2011

White Girl Drunk 

To be so drunk you are laying on the floor SAYING you're ok when you really are about to puke. BUT this does not stop you from chugging your last drink and passing out where you lay. Normally the one who yells the most early on, then 3 drinks later is dunskies.

Man I am totally getting white girl drunk tonight.

*Points to person on floor* You are so White girl drunk.

White Girl Drunk by Colin Edward Scheidt July 26, 2010