v.
To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.

It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.
Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.
by TenaciouslyTacoTastic March 20, 2014
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