drunk drum

v.
To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.

It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.

Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.

drunk drum by TenaciouslyTacoTastic April 26, 2014

drumk 

An advanced state of inebriation, somewhere close to "pissed" but not quite as drunk as "wasted".

"It only took a few beers, and I was drumk."

drumk by Kurkikohtaus February 28, 2008