Drum Machine 

An electronic musical instrument designed with the explicit purpose of putting the likes of Ringo Starr and Phil Collins out of work.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they have a drum machine for that now.

Drum Machine by Future Drum Major September 5, 2011

drum machine 

An electronic device designed to sequence sounds (kick drum, snare, etc.) to a pattern. Drum machines commonly have only 4 measures (with 4 beats). Drum machines are most commonly used by hip-hop and techno producers.

I just sequenced a kick drum on the first beat of each measure and a snare drum to the last two beats of the measure on my drum machine.

drum machine by Sanyote May 9, 2006

Five finger drum machine 

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.

I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.

Five finger drum machine by rust shackel September 22, 2012

Dutch Drum Machine 

A nickname given to any Dutch drummer that plays metal.

Michael from God Dethroned is such a Dutch drum machine!

Dutch Drum Machine by Grymnir July 17, 2011

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

female drum machine by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018