Definitions by Grymnir

Valkyrian Music 

A music review site that deals in metal ad various other forms of non-popular music such as punk rock, hard rock and industrial. It is most noted for having a dig at Cher Lloyd in its radio jingle as well as getting into trouble with several bands for writing negative reviews.

Cher Lloyd: I can't believe those Valkyrian Music idiots mocked me!

Valkyrian Music by Grymnir July 29, 2011

Cryptic Age

An incredible Yorkshire folk metal band that is made up one of Yorkshire man, one Manx keyboardist, one southerner and one Dutch drum machine.

Ensiferum: Hey guys, don't forget our show tonight. We're been supported by a Yorkshire metal band called Cryptic Age.

Cryptic Age by Grymnir July 18, 2011

Dutch Drum Machine 

A nickname given to any Dutch drummer that plays metal.

Michael from God Dethroned is such a Dutch drum machine!

Dutch Drum Machine by Grymnir July 17, 2011