drug-dog

A person who has a drug problem and because of this problem is useless at any activity.

Yeah fuck him, he's a lazy drug-dog.

by izy16 October 1, 2008

drug-dogged

When security or police forces use their drug sniffing dogs on your body or property.

Yo, I just got drug-dogged in the hall, man, they didnt find nothin!

by Joel Sailor December 28, 2006

drug dog scam

a classic scam used by police officers to get probable cause for warrantless search and seizure and/or arrest.

First, they ask permission to search your property (for example, a car or backpack). You say no because you have rights. Then they bring a dog around to sniff your property. Regardless of what the dog does, they claim that the dog has detected drugs, explosives, or a body. At that point, you may be under arrest, and anything you have can be seized, and possibly never returned, under Civil Asset Forfeiture laws.

Dude: "Hey did you hear about how Ethel Hylton's life savings and insurance settlement were confiscated at an airport and never returned?"

Guy: "Bullshit."

Dude: "For real, it was a drug dog scam. Google that shit!"

Guy: "Damn, that's fucked up."

by pseudoanonymous July 4, 2009