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dropping the kids off 

reply given when asked in a quiet restraunt where youre going when you suddenly up and leave the table shortly after finishing an ill prepared fish dish. loudly, yet not obnoxiously whilst pointing to the toilets... "oh, im just going to drop the kids off." everyone by then should assume youre off to take a huge shit.
"... ill be back in about 10, just dropping the kids off. "
dropping the kids off by pan March 8, 2004
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Dropping the kids off 

When you nut inside of a females vagina
Sorry I'm late I was dropping the kids off in your bitch
Dropping the kids off by Bod23 April 29, 2019

dropping the kids off at the pool 

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl
Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

dropping the kids off at the pond 

To poo; the act of taking a shit.
In the morning, after a bran muffin and a couple of cups of coffee, I really get the urge to drop the kids off at the pond.

Dropping the kids off at the pool 

Releasing fecal matter into the bowl of a toilet; pooping, as in "taking a shit"
"I'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off at the pool."

dropping the kids off at the pool 

Having a bowel movement; taking a shit.
yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.

Dropping the kids off at the pool 

Taking a number 2.
Also known as "Commissioning some officers" or "Deploying the navy seals"
Guy #1 "What you doing in there?"

Guy #2 "I'm Dropping the kids off at the pool what do you think i'm doing?"
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