dropping a log 

Shitting out of your asshole until your lungs detonate in a fiery explosion of dick

Tom went dropping a log into a female holio

dropping a log by Superscott555 April 28, 2016

dropping logs 

From a casual perspective, 'dropping logs' can be thought of as simply taking a dump. A more serious definition would be a more deliberate approach to the art of having a bowel movement. By definition, Dropping Logs may be considered a skill by those individuals that put genuine concentrated effort into a particular bowel movement. For example; a sporting person may refer to the acquired skill of aiming turds while aloft on a tree limb as dropping logs. A person with a medical affliction like constipation may consider expressing 'dropping logs' as way of expressing verbally their feeling of relief. An animal lover may use the term affectionately, such as: Fidow did an excellent job of dropping logs on our walk this morning. It may be used as a form of personal expression: I generally am not in the habit of dropping logs at a complete stranger’s house. With a bit of imagination, the possibilities are limitless.

I caught Ginger dropping logs at my apartment when I arrived unexpectedly early. I reassured her that it was perfectly acceptable and took a massive dump myself with the door open. I warned her about the use of open flames during the process.

dropping logs by Big Ed Moustapha January 5, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016