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The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.
I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!
by Scarface 2-11 September 01, 2016
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Your semen when it dries.
I jizzed on her hair yesterday and she says she still cannot clean off the dried cum.
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by bitcoinetc September 02, 2018
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