DaN is a major asshole from the GameFAQs message boards who thinks he's god. He constantly talks about how Roland Emmerich should be condemed to Barney's playpen just because his movies aren't artsy and boring studies of life's very meaning. He also likes to lie--at one time, he promised to close his account and leave GameFAQs forever if Mel Gibson's The Passion of The Christ did more than $70 million during it's first five days. It ended up doing over $120 million over those five days, but he NEVER closed his account. Like I said, he is an asshole and deserves to be buttseck by LUEshi.
by vgerx May 28, 2004
Major asshole with a serious superiority complex. Has somehow magically obtained the ability to go into the future to see box office results. Trolls at movie boards and then gets surprised and angry when he gets in trouble. Like I said, a major asshole.
by Black Angel November 02, 2003
The mantra of every salesperson alive, they promise the client unachievable results if they just sign on the line. Once the dream is sold, the operations team then needs to unravel the web of deceit sold and "recalibrate" the client's expectations (i.e., the nightmare).
Todd: " How did we lose our biggest client last week?"
Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."
Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."
by Grant Rampus July 31, 2016
From the outside it looks like you live a great and happy life but on the inside you are miserable and alone.
by Mikekim23 September 30, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025