drakkar noir

verb. To douse yourself with too much cologne in an attempt hide that you've just smoked pot.

I hate it when my neighbor drakkar noir's it in his apartment and walks into the elevator.

by paper fan November 18, 2011

Drakkar Noir

This is what fake macho men or wifebeaters wear on a daily basis.

"His Drakkar Noir stinks up the whole room"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 November 20, 2021