dragon wagon 

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.

I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.

dragon wagon by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

dragon wagon 

a tow truck cause it drags the car behind him

watch out in the right lane theres a dragon wagon hooking up a car

dragon wagon by cujo249 February 22, 2011

dragon wagon 

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.

Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.

dragon wagon by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

Swaggin Wagon Dragon 

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

Swaggin Wagon Dragon by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

Wagon dragon 

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

Wagon dragon by diggymac March 5, 2020

wagon dragon 

A flight attendant with a bad disposition.

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.

wagon dragon by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018

fyre braithin draigon waigon 

a wagon pulled by a mythical creature whose powers include defying physics and poop

see physics notebook of fyre braithin draigon waigon

fyre braithin draigon waigon by ugan schlugan March 27, 2009