dragon wagon

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.

I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.

by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

dragon wagon

a tow truck cause it drags the car behind him

watch out in the right lane theres a dragon wagon hooking up a car

by cujo249 February 22, 2011

dragon wagon

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.

Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

Wagon dragon

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

by diggymac March 5, 2020

wagon dragon

A flight attendant with a bad disposition.

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.

by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018

Swaggin Wagon Dragon

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

by ballerg17 March 8, 2017