dragon master

one who has completed training at the University of Dragon Mastery.

person1: Where do you go to school?
person2: UDM
person1: What's UDM?
person2: the University of Dragon Mastery, I'm going to master dragons for a living.
person1: Get the fuck outta here, you filthy dragon master in training.

dragon master by Nettled January 28, 2004

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Dragon Master

A large, beefy white dude with an exclusive jones for little Asian chicks. Can also be used to describe any non-Asian man who only dates Asian women.

Mayu: OMG Chandra, Mei Ling's boyfriend is such a Dragon Master - first he went out with Chae-Eon and Mitsuko, and now he's cheating on her with Tran!

Chandra: I think he just got out of the Army... look at that giant barrel of protein powder in the back of his Rav 4!

Dragon Master by J.J. Rad January 15, 2008

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Dragon Master Fags

When guys are past their teenage years and still share an odd obsession over anything that relates to said Dragon. Sometime they stoop to levels of playing dragon board games, trying to blow fire at local bystanders, and even masturbating to photos of dragons on Google Image.

Heather: I heard Alex and Ian are really into dragons. Is this true?
Erin: I heard the same thing as well, Heather! It's very weird.
Heather: I'd say.

Erin: They are a couple of Dragon Master Fags.
Heather: Word.

Dragon Master Fags by karmaisabitch March 30, 2012

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Grand Master Cock Dragon

Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.

When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.

When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.

Grand Master Cock Dragon by BlackOp August 27, 2009