To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the
words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in
existence could not sufficiently describe the
epicness of your dragasstination.
You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.
Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.
You finally remember to tell your kid
Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a
car for
Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.