To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in existence could not sufficiently describe the epicness of your dragasstination.

You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.

Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.

You finally remember to tell your kid Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a car for Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.

dragasstinate by Spicahontas December 20, 2010

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Dragass Race

Two vehicles next to each other going the same speed, below the speed limit and getting slower. Typically found in front of your vehicle when you are running late.

"I'm trying to get to work but i'm stuck behind a dragass race."

Dragass Race by Lord Of Idiots January 4, 2010

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dragasstic

Having the quality of taking an excruciatingly long time to accomplish a simple task.
Engaging in a particular sort of time-wasting, dilly-dallying or foot-dragging.

"This is just a bunch of dragasstic bullshit. I wish he would just buckle down and get this shit done."

dragasstic by the_docta April 7, 2019

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deafass

deafass-
someone who ignores you when you are talking to them, or
when you are yelling at someone and they still can't hear you.

Scooter- "Rachael I think your sexy"
Rachael- " "
Scooter- "RACHAEL I THINK YOUR SEXY!!!!"
Rachael-" "
Scooter "fucking deafass!"

deafass by _rachael_ January 16, 2008

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dragass

1: Cross between a Dragon & a Jackass/Donkey

2: Final form of jackassery

Bob was being a dragass to the kids at the park.

dragass by Squad14 May 22, 2007

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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