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Gosh, could you stop being such a dramasshole?
dramasshole by Gurlplease15 October 11, 2015

dragasstinate 

To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in existence could not sufficiently describe the epicness of your dragasstination.
You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.

Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.

You finally remember to tell your kid Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a car for Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.
dragasstinate by Spicahontas December 20, 2010

Dragass Race 

Two vehicles next to each other going the same speed, below the speed limit and getting slower. Typically found in front of your vehicle when you are running late.
"I'm trying to get to work but i'm stuck behind a dragass race."
Dragass Race by Lord Of Idiots January 4, 2010

dragasstic 

Having the quality of taking an excruciatingly long time to accomplish a simple task.
Engaging in a particular sort of time-wasting, dilly-dallying or foot-dragging.
"This is just a bunch of dragasstic bullshit. I wish he would just buckle down and get this shit done."
dragasstic by the_docta April 7, 2019
deafass-
someone who ignores you when you are talking to them, or
when you are yelling at someone and they still can't hear you.
Scooter- "Rachael I think your sexy"
Rachael- " "
Scooter- "RACHAEL I THINK YOUR SEXY!!!!"
Rachael-" "
Scooter "fucking deafass!"
deafass by _rachael_ January 16, 2008
1: Cross between a Dragon & a Jackass/Donkey

2: Final form of jackassery
Bob was being a dragass to the kids at the park.
dragass by Squad14 May 22, 2007