DPIC

Do Not Put In Computer. This is an abreviation for those who work in the customer service industry an do not put a customer in the computer. Pronounced: "Dee Pick"

Person 1: "Dude! I totally just got a 20 dollar tip!"
Person 2: "No Way! That Cheap jerk wouldn't have tipped that much, you HAD to DPIC"
Person 1: "Haha! your right i totally DPICed"

DPIC by Robbizzzzle January 30, 2008

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d pic

also can be called dp, but it's a dick pic...

He sent me a d pic

d pic by idk_go away June 25, 2020

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D-PIC

Dementia Patient In Charge. In reference to current US President Joe Biden.

D-PIC out here, leading any former US President in his number of executive orders while quoted as saying: "Well, if you can't get the votes, by executive order you're going to do something.

Things you can't do by executive order unless you're a dictator. We're a democracy. We need consensus."
But here we are, still waiting for consensus.

D-PIC by All Amendments Matter March 15, 2021

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national send a d pic day

June 25 national send a dick pic day. send a dick pic to anyone who sends you this

it’s june 25th yk what that means national send a d pic day

national send a d pic day by bobbathy ross June 25, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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