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Do Not Put In Computer. This is an abreviation for those who work in the customer service industry an do not put a customer in the computer. Pronounced: "Dee Pick"
Person 1: "Dude! I totally just got a 20 dollar tip!"
Person 2: "No Way! That Cheap jerk wouldn't have tipped that much, you HAD to DPIC"
Person 1: "Haha! your right i totally DPICed"
DPIC by Robbizzzzle January 30, 2008
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also can be called dp, but it's a dick pic...
d pic by idk_go away June 25, 2020
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Dementia Patient In Charge. In reference to current US President Joe Biden.
D-PIC out here, leading any former US President in his number of executive orders while quoted as saying: "Well, if you can't get the votes, by executive order you're going to do something.

Things you can't do by executive order unless you're a dictator. We're a democracy. We need consensus."
But here we are, still waiting for consensus.
D-PIC by All Amendments Matter March 15, 2021

national send a d pic day 

June 25 national send a dick pic day. send a dick pic to anyone who sends you this
it’s june 25th yk what that means national send a d pic day
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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