Dozers 

Those heavy ass shits you get that been sleep behind the 1st shit that you thought was good

1. Bru if they aint like it they can eat my dozers
2. These dozers this mornin almost made me late for work du

Dozers by Wuuzi April 22, 2019

Dovers 

An extremely bad case of Diarrhea, leaving you bed ridden and delirious with fever.

Keith can't make it to work, he's got a really bad case of the Dovers.

Dovers by MrGingerTea December 1, 2010

Bro dozer 

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

Bro dozer by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022

evil doers 

grammatically awkward reference to a gang of putative bad actors

"we will rid the world of the evil doers"

rush limbaugh's maid is an evil doer to cause him to become addicted to prescription pain killers

anyone who disagrees with glenn beck is an evil doer

evil doers by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Bro Dozer 

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.

Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.

Bro Dozer by Eric!! June 27, 2006

dozens

Playing the dozens is an African-American custom in which two competitors -- usually males -- go head to head in a competition of comedic trash talk. They take turns "cracking on," or insulting, one another, their adversary's mother or other family member until one of them has no comeback. In the U.S., the practice can be traced back to chattel slavery, when violence among slaves was a property crime with potentially draconian consequences. Verbal sparring became a substitute for physical contention. While the competition on its face is usually light-hearted, smiles sometimes mask real tensions.

The dozens can be a harmless game, or, if tempers flare, a prelude to physical violence. But in its purest form, the dozens is part of an African-American custom of verbal sparring, of "woofin'" (see wolf ticket) and "signifyin'," intended to defuse conflict amicably, descended from an oral tradition rooted in traditional West African cultures. The dozens is a contest of personal power -- of wit, self-control, verbal ability, mental agility and mental toughness. Defeat can be humiliating; but a skilled contender, win or lose, may gain respect.

"Yo' mama," a common, widely recognized argumentative rejoinder in African-Amercan vernacular speech, is a cryptic reference to the dozens.

The term "the dozens" refers to the devaluing on the auctionblock of slaves who were past their prime, who were aged or who, after years of back-breaking toil, no longer were capable of hard labor. These enslaved human beings often were sold by the dozen.

(My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.)

Yo' mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she gotta take two trips.

dozens by deeceevoice September 25, 2004

Hose Dozer 

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).

Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!

Hose Dozer by rad von awesome October 21, 2010