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downers grove south high school 

this is the brokest school ever with some of the most worthless people attending it. 90% of ignorant fucks in this world attend this high school and join together to form the loudest and most obnoxios noises in this world, these morons repeat this every passing period. a big part of this group of kids are african american (not being racists by any means, but i did recognize this pattern!), or well to do white kids that pretend they come from a troubled past because they too like to be loud and ignorant, these "wiggers" are mostly born with a silver spoon in thier mouth but spit it out when they get to about the jr high age. pretty much the rest of the remaining kids in the school think that they are the coolest things to walk the earth and act like thier shit doesnt think but in fact they are some of the biggest twats ive ever met in my life. in this group ive included the dumb ass "bandos" (as i like to call them) are a bunch of no talent assholes who decided that they suck at everything in life except for making outrageous noises that they think is in some sort of tune, when in fact they suck at that too. they then go on to making a band out of thier fuckin garage and think this will make them famous and make everyone love them, which just this thought makes me hate them more. LBC has been the only good band that has come from this school, thats like 1 in a gazillion, so for you fuckin bandos, give it up!there are on the other hand a hand full of people that i will say are cool people and do not fit into the other 99.9% of people. o yes, i almost forgot the sluts. a bunch of the fakest people in the world again, heavily populated in out school. trully, i dont think that i have to explain them much because all schools have them. now for the staff, some of the staff people are good and legitimate teachers and i respect them for that, i think they should have some sort of compensation for doing something good, but in a school like DGS, you cant expect them to appriciate the few good things, there too busy trying to cover up fucked up people then to recognize the good, but for you teachers, you should have self glorification for helping out the future. well let me tell you about the "other" staff members, the "others" are just twisted, for instance some offer to buy beer for thier female students if they can in return party with them. other teachers will occasionally show up at a party you are at and get wasted with you (this is due to common sibling friends) but never-the-less, this is a very awkward expirience. and last, but by no means least, there is a certain gym teacher (better known for is LUCKY coaching on the side) who thrives off of failing seniors and will at all costs avoid confrontation. im not going to put my word on it, but there are rumors that he REALLY likes some of his female students, if you catch my drift. heres some food for thought, he is married to a former student quite a bit younger then him, the strangest coinsidence happened, they started "dating" on the day of her graduation! how convienent.
Each day I spend at DGS, I am that much closer to killing myself!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026