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Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!

douchenamic duo 

Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.
Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.
douchenamic duo by Reeseee May 28, 2008

douchenado 

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.
The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.
douchenado by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

Mountain Douching 

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

Douchin' It Out 

1) The distasteful act of popping up the collar of a

button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,

and wearing it erect.

2) To wander about in public wearing traditional

Douche Bag attire.
Douchin' It Out

Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.

He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.

I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way

the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out

any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”

Douchmina 

A scarf - commonly known as a pashmina - worn by an extraordinary douchebag every day, all day during summer months and winter months. What a fucking douchmina.
Did you see Johnny - he has been wearing that fucking scarf for 12 months straight. It is 98 fucking degrees - douchmina !!
Douchmina by Foshizzlenizzle January 31, 2015