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douchehassan

The nick name for someone who, as a comeback replies "YEAH, WELL.. I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

in reaction to which everyone around him facepalms.

the douchehassan just insulted himself.
Normal Person: "YO DUDE YOU'RE SO RETARDED"

douchehassan: "I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

Normal Person: "Wtf..?"
by sabesgirl May 31, 2011
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Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.
I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.
by Dildhe April 7, 2008
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