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Douchewhistle 

The sound made by a jack-ass who feels the urge to start whistling in a public area such as a library, at work, or even in line at the store, regardless of how irritating it is to those that surround him. Often accompanied by tapping on whatever is in front of them. Made all the worse in recent years by the fact that every other tv, radio and internet video advertisement seems to have a whistler in the background music.
I can't go to work, to the library or anywhere else anymore without having to deal with hearing the douchewhistle of some obnoxious individual , that makes it very hard for me and others to get anything done without getting a headache.

Douchewhistle 

Fucked up person who acts like a douche bag but is even more of a douche bag than the normal douche bag
You are such a douchewhistle!!
Douchewhistle by Clayre Bear January 23, 2015

douchewipe 

A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.
When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is
douchewipe by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013

douchewipe 

anyone who attempts to steal your bike
Hey douchewipe! What the hell do you think you're doing, that's my bike!
douchewipe by aoine October 11, 2009

douchewhibbler

a modified version of douche
much like douche bag, douche napper, and the like.
in a multiplayer videogame, for example, "MoFo douchewhibbler double-teamed me!"

Douchewhip 

Someone who is a bloody douchewhip.
You're a douchewhip.
Douchewhip by Not a douchewhip December 9, 2011