douche cough

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009

couch douche

it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.

Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.

by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 9, 2010

Douchecough

A sly way for you to call someone a douche while acting like you're coughing.

"You're such a douchecough"

by The Wall Flower July 22, 2009