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douche coosh

The bitch chick who may or may not be attractive but fucks like a goddess without limits.... and loves cutting peoples egos down... cause she don't give a fuck (Unless you ask)
That douche coosh broad totally made my brother cry last night... and stole his cash
by SubluxateLexiconsForVexation December 18, 2015
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dousche coosh

A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.
"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
by Poonjab April 8, 2006
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cooch douche

A particularly lovely squirt bottle that a bitch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat testicles and b) the remnants of last night's man-whore
See also: Connie Coochface
by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 1, 2004
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