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Douche Bigalow 

Someone who is so good a being a douche, they should be whored out. The douche of all douches.
-I told my ex wife I was going to a concert.
-I asked if she could take our son that day.

-She said she was also going to that concert.
-I sold my tickets to be with my son.
-She LIED.
She is DOUCHE BIGALOW.

douche bigalow 

a very boring fuckface who is dating your best friend. usually a boy. he is freakishly annoying. you want to light them on fire. you usually get the urge to flip them off or constantly piss them off.
*you are at my house. dont flip me off. ughh you are sucha douche bigalow.
douche bigalow by purplegirl(: July 29, 2010

douche bagalow 

a formal name for a big douche bag. acceptable for the host of fancy dinners and cocktail parties.
This caviar is excellent Mr. Douche Bagalow
douche bagalow by AmThaMan April 15, 2009

douche bigalo 

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
douche bigalo by cfrierson November 30, 2010

Douchebigalo

Someone who is such a gigantic douche bag, but still manages to pull massive amounts of tail.
What the fuck! He must have a baby's arm in his pants cause he is definitely a douchebigalo.
Douchebigalo by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

douchebigalow 

Insult for someone clumsy.

A word for a manwhore or whore that does shifty things with many people.

Word making fun of the movie Duece Bigalow.
person 1:(spills drink on friend)
Person 2: "Way to go douchebigalow."

"Get the fuck out of here you douchebigalow."
douchebigalow by Jesth December 26, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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