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Douche Bigalow 

Someone who is so good a being a douche, they should be whored out. The douche of all douches.
-I told my ex wife I was going to a concert.
-I asked if she could take our son that day.

-She said she was also going to that concert.
-I sold my tickets to be with my son.
-She LIED.
She is DOUCHE BIGALOW.

douche bigalow 

a very boring fuckface who is dating your best friend. usually a boy. he is freakishly annoying. you want to light them on fire. you usually get the urge to flip them off or constantly piss them off.
*you are at my house. dont flip me off. ughh you are sucha douche bigalow.
douche bigalow by purplegirl(: July 29, 2010

douche bagalow 

a formal name for a big douche bag. acceptable for the host of fancy dinners and cocktail parties.
This caviar is excellent Mr. Douche Bagalow
douche bagalow by AmThaMan April 15, 2009

douche bigalo 

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
douche bigalo by cfrierson November 30, 2010

Douchebigalo

Someone who is such a gigantic douche bag, but still manages to pull massive amounts of tail.
What the fuck! He must have a baby's arm in his pants cause he is definitely a douchebigalo.
Douchebigalo by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

douchebigalow 

Insult for someone clumsy.

A word for a manwhore or whore that does shifty things with many people.

Word making fun of the movie Duece Bigalow.
person 1:(spills drink on friend)
Person 2: "Way to go douchebigalow."

"Get the fuck out of here you douchebigalow."
douchebigalow by Jesth December 26, 2008