It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
by giant in Korea April 19, 2011
A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.
That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
by chrislamma November 24, 2008